I guess that must be you.
Anonymous asked: I have been feeling suicidal lately. can I talk to you about it?
I can’t help you
I can’t even help myself
ANY of you EVER do anything to kill yourself, I will hunt down the meanest, nastiest, and best witch doctor/warlock there is in the world and make him cast a spell so that you come back to life and makes you live until you are 100. So don’t bother, it won’t work.
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
If I might add, for the “it doesn’t feel good”, offer to get a ruler and measure the width of his penis. If it is less than 1.25” suggest a smaller size, if it’s more than 1.50” suggest a larger size. If it’s smack in between those two numbers, call bullshit.
📷 by @dannydoses (at The Hollywood Towers)
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Committee Approved! (What do you do when you have swallowed you tongue?)