Do I really need a Title? I think not.

18+. I'll repost anything that catches my eye, including the stuff that shouldn't be seen at work. Unless you work from home. ;)

Anonymous asked: I have been feeling suicidal lately. can I talk to you about it?

dirtypillowsmfc:

I can’t help you
I can’t even help myself

ANY of you EVER do anything to kill yourself, I will hunt down the meanest, nastiest, and best witch doctor/warlock there is in the world and make him cast a spell so that you come back to life and makes you live until you are 100.  So don’t bother, it won’t work.

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

If I might add, for the “it doesn’t feel good”, offer to get a ruler and measure the width of his penis.  If it is less than 1.25” suggest a smaller size, if it’s more than 1.50” suggest a larger size.  If it’s smack in between those two numbers, call bullshit.

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

If I might add, for the “it doesn’t feel good”, offer to get a ruler and measure the width of his penis.  If it is less than 1.25” suggest a smaller size, if it’s more than 1.50” suggest a larger size.  If it’s smack in between those two numbers, call bullshit.

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psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

I appear to have the wrong name.  Damn parents.

psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

I appear to have the wrong name.  Damn parents.

(via bayonce5evr)

illuminerdy:

#NastyGal dress.

Another Committee Approved

illuminerdy:

#NastyGal dress.

Another Committee Approved

illuminerdy:

#IBTC

Committee Approved!  (What do you do when you have swallowed you tongue?)

illuminerdy:

#IBTC

Committee Approved!  (What do you do when you have swallowed you tongue?)